My Favorite Parks and Recreation Quotes

There’s just one thing I hate more than lying, which is skim milk. It’s just water that’s lying about being milk. – Ron Swanson

You wanna make a baby Traeger? Your hair…my everything else…that kid would be unstoppable. – Donna Meagle

Sometimes when I blow my nose, I get a boner. I don’t know why, it just happens. – Andy Dwyer

Start over and speak differently. Please. – Ron Swanson

I regret everything.  – Ron Swanson

Anne, you poetic and noble land mermaid. – Leslie Knope

He he. I flushed my car keys down the toilet. – Ben Wyatt

I’m weak. I miss Andy and it’s making me weak. – April Ludgate

No matter what I do, literally nothing bad can happen to me. I’m like a white male U.S. senator! – Leslie Knope



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