Great Movie & TV Quotes, Misc.

“My grandfather says alcohol takes the polish off furniture and people.” —Derek Waters, Drunk History host

“I remember the first time I ate one of Pepper’s little like, butt candies. It was just like, it was just mind blowing. This mixture of evil and beauty. It was like a forbidden fruit. And I thought, you know, like, I could eat these my entire life and and never get bored. But then recently, like, I don’t know, it’s almost like I’ve gotten used to them. They’re just the new normal now. And I guess my point is, like, it’s really important to enjoy the poop that’s in front of you now, before you like, acclimate to the wonder. —Martin, Downward Dog

“Let artists be artists. You know, unless they have nowhere to go and they’re just lip-syncing Madonna songs on the subway.” —Drunk History historian, “The Newsies Revolt” episode

“I wish I was going to design school. You’re going to have so much fun. Probably fall in love with a biracial architect…have a vegan baby…” —Lisa Bowman, “Married”

 

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