My Favorite Parks and Recreation Quotes

There's just one thing I hate more than lying, which is skim milk. It's just water that's lying about being milk. - Ron Swanson You wanna make a baby Traeger? Your everything else...that kid would be unstoppable. - Donna Meagle Sometimes when I blow my nose, I get a boner. I don't know why, it just happens. … Continue reading My Favorite Parks and Recreation Quotes

Awesome Movie & TV Quotes

"My grandfather says alcohol takes the polish off furniture and people." —Derek Waters, Drunk History host "I remember the first time I ate one of Pepper's little like, butt candies. It was just like, it was just mind blowing. This mixture of evil and beauty. It was like a forbidden fruit. And I thought, you … Continue reading Awesome Movie & TV Quotes